Bluefire's Paradise

Last Updated on Thursday, January 27, 2000 10:01:40 PM -0500


Bfire's ideas for next-gen game technology

Well, I'm really bored. That's right, today's gaming technology bores the shit (by the way, the Paradise isn't a totally family friendly site, expect risqué words, but never any porn) out of me. Ge-force can suck Voodoo's ass for all I care. Massive online worlds (that Everquest and Asheron crap) are just rip-offs (I hate paying $50 bucks AND monthly fees). So, what would I, a true gamer, love to see in gaming entertainment this century? Here we go.

Total Virtual Reality
I call it TVR. This would be the force-feedback of the future. I can picture this as the perfect platform for the 3D shooter, although other genres could benefit from it as well. You would buy a phone booth type of structure, where you would enter and play games in TVR mode. Basically, the typical TVR booth has a curved screen of sorts, this would surround you. A wireless joystick or gun would serve as your weapon. Now for the cool parts. You would attach a system of straps to your arms and legs (more advanced models can have a system of lasers that can do this). These straps will allow you to actually sidestep to scroll the screen left and right. Looking up, lets you look up, same thing for down. When someone shoots you, you will feel physical pain in the appropriate parts of your body (very small pain, of course, this isn't the suicide booth from Futurama.) To run or walk, you have to actually run or walk (for you lazy asses, you could still do this by pressing a button.) When you kill someone, when you go by a garden, when you walk through a sewer, the booth will release the appropriate scent. Sound will be truly surround, of course. When it's raining, the booth will actually wet your sorry ass (this setting will definitely be adjustable, of course.) When you go by a beach, the temperature will get hotter, try to frag in Alaska, and you will actually be freezing. Now, by far, my most favorite idea, is that TVR booths will be able to connect with each other through the Internet, and, boy-oh-boy, get a load of deathmatches then. This is how online fragfests would go. You could either have an incredibly detailed model (probably recorded from a real actor) representing you on the battlefield, or if you thing you look hot, you could enable a camera system on the booth to represent your image perfectly. Heheheheh, I guess this will also mean higher-tech cybersex, but code will need to be implemented to prevent people from running naked online. To chat with your teammates, you could either just yell and they will hear you perfectly, or for shy people (like me), you could have your voice altered to sound like anything you like: male, female, gay guy, Oprah, whatever. But understand that I'm not going overboard with this. You won't be able to actually touch someone from across the globe, just look at them.

Well friends, I hope you bared with me and read all that (whew, I was on a roll, eh?). Now trust me, when you think about the rate of scientific and technological growth today, the TVR booth IS possible THIS century. Maybe, if I'm lucky, even before 2050. The surrounding screen is no biggie. The body straps can easily be done. The wireless weapons, cameras, sounds, smells, and temperatures, are all within TODAY's technology. All that prevents the TVR from becoming a reality right now are four things: incredibly advanced coding (check out the Programming World section), unbelievable graphics, or more like movie shots (since they will surround you), the high costs of producing and marketing such a product, and finally the need for extremely fast Net access (I'm talking about the equivalent of fiber-opticing every home here, ladies and gentlemen). Soon TVR will happen, and you will be proud to say that you heard it at Bfire's Paradise first. Thanks all, God bless you, and have an awesome night.

--The One And Only <<<Bluefire>>>

 

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